About
Information about me will go here I guess.
Here is a 100 question survey I found online.
1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie.
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? No.
3. Have you ever written a song? Not seriously, though I did write a Warcraft themed parody of Gangsta’s paradise once a long time ago.
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? No.
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex’s public toilet? When I was a kid.
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? Yep!
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? Beside normally, but I will have it on if it is more convenient or I am in the right mood.
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? No.
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? No.
10. Have you ever broken a mirror? I don’t think so.
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? No.
12. What is your biggest pet peeve? When people say they want to do something with you, but then it never actually happens because of mutual apathy.
13. Do you slurp your drink after it’s gone? Occasionally.
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Ever? Probably. Currently? No.
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Big Mac though neither are my favorites.
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? No.
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Do they ever ask anymore? Plastic normally though.
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. True
19. Did you have a baby blanket? I am sure I did, but it wasn’t anything special to me.
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? No, but I cut my mom’s a couple times.
21. Have you ever sleepwalked? A couple times growing up I woke up in my mom’s bed with no idea how I got there.
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? No, but I have been to one.
23. Can you flip your eyelids up? Too gross, not going to try.
24. Are you double jointed? I don’t think so.
25. If you could be any age, what age would you be? It depends, if I had no knowledge of the future, then I’d not want to go back at all. If I did have knowledge of the future, I’d go back to about 13 and relive my teens without being so shy and unfashionable.
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? No.
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? No.
28. What is your dream car? Hm, I dunno really. Probably something like a Porsche 
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Daria?
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? Sure.
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? Yes.
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Unbuckle my seatbelt.
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No.
35. Can you pick something up with your toes? Sure.
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? Lots, but we only use 3.
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? Countless times.
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? Once roundtrip.
39. How many foreign countries have you visited? Jamaica
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? I don’t think so?
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Poor and happy, if you’re happy then you don’t care that you’re poor. Being poor AND unhappy would be a bummer though.
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Probably swim eventhough I have a sneaking suspicion float is the correct answer.
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? It depends on how lost I am and if I think someone will be helpful. You don’t know how many times when others were driving I have had people we asked give really bad directions.
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? No.
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Uhh, I don’t know how to answer that. I did order the Petite Princess at this restaurant recently though
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Crayons.
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? Light.
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Fried eggs.
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Not quite, but I did coast into the gas station once.
51. Do you talk in your sleep? Sometimes.
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? Mow.
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? It depends. If I was in a remote area but not alone, constricted, if I were in a populous area near modern medicine, bitten might not be so bad unless it was like instant death poison.
54. Have you ever played in the rain? Yep.
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? An angry bear.
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Definitely if Lori was around.
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Yeah.
58. Do you drink Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi, no duh.
59. What’s your favorite number? 2*4
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? Sports car.
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Nope, but I have accidentally stolen pens from a lot of other places.
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? It depends, probably not.
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Too often.
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Not sure, probably regular.
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? When I was a teen I did this several times. Luckily, I still fit through the window then. I wonder if I’d still fit now in a pinch?
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Simpsons voice.
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Not sure.
68. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn? Yes!
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? Lori would say I already have a huge nose (jokingly of course!) 
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn’t like? Probably.
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn’t like? Yeah.
72. Have you ever returned a gift? Only if I already had it.
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? Yes, but not the person who gave it to me!
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? I have attended Olympic baseball, but if I could choose, probably winter skiing or something.
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? About 5.
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? Maybe. Only if I thought I couldn’t return it on my own.
77. Do you sing in the car? If I’m alone.
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? Honey unless there are bees or there is something really cool in the dumpster.
79. What is your favorite breed of dog? Sheba (ok not a real answer, but still!)
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? I haven’t ever done it, but I don’t know, probably yes if I had it.
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? Mountain bike I guess.
82. What is your least favorite fruit? Oh I don’t know the name of it, but it has this hard spiky shell and this kind of green gooey stuff inside. It was really bad. Of conventional fruits, honeydew melons.
83. What kind of fruit have you never had? I don’t think I’ve ever had a Boysenberry.
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Probably a department store like Macy’s or Sear’s as they have a large variety of different items, but aren’t really cheap items like Wal-Mart.
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? None?
86. Are/were you a good student? Yes, but a bit lazy.
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? I’m pretty sure I could beat Felicia
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? Air Force.
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? I would love to.
90. What do you think is your best feature? Physically: My teeth, I invested a lot in them Personality: My humor.
91. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Techno or electronica. Basically anything that doesn’t require ability with an instrument or vocals.
92. What is your favorite season? Summer, even though it is hot.
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family? Four counting my wife.
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you? Sight.
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Painter.
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college? Undergrad: 4 years. Grad: 2 years.
98. Have you ever had surgery? No.
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Professional foosball player If I had to choose, I’d probably be a professional football player, and with my body type that would be kicker.
100. What do you like to collect? Road reflectors, rare soda bottles, and coins/bills.